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Hello there. You must be bored.



Welcome



Hallo. Du musst gelangweilt sein.



Willkommen



Hola. Debes estar aburrido.



Bienvenido



Привіт. тобі напевно нудно.



ласкаво



How Things Came to Be





When my parents began having kids, they decided that with a last name like Stichnoth, they better keep the first names simple. I was named John, but for most of my childhood my parents addressed me either by my brother's name or with colorful metaphors. As my mother told it, I was the easiest to deliver and hardest to raise.


Long before ultrasound and non-binary genders, my mother was convinced I would be a girl. She picked out a girl name (Susan), but upon birth my baby parts hadn't cooperated. I would not be a boy named Sue.


Instead, I'd be just a guy who developed a love for writing about things no one ever asked anybody to write about. These are the pages. Enjoy.



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